guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(Source: guy, via lubricates)

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p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

(Source: artvevo, via shadowsofmistakes)

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sexience:

best porn blog ever
obeytheprophecy:

▲ obey the prophecy ▲ the door to wonderland

waggington:

legally an adult, mentally a squid

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

166,744 notes

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

(via cramp)

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brokensmile-deadeyes:

sad b&w blog *trigger warning*

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via hi)

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